3 definitions by Chillichickadee

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!
Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty
by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017
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A girlfriend or wife that treats you like a cunt
Have you met my wife? Meet Cuntalina!
by Chillichickadee January 30, 2017
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Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point
Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed
by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017
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