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4 definitions by Chieflickalottapus

 
1.
Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.
John: Babe I wanna have sex.

Janet: Not today I have a headache.

John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.

John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.
by chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010
 
2.
A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.
Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.
by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010
 
3.
Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.
Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.

Simon: What the fuck is that.

Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.
by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010
 
4.
Ramming your girlfriend in the tail pipe so hard that she shits on your dick.
Raymond: Dude I fucked Lola in the ass last night.

Oneal: Awesome, was it good?

Raymond: It was till I got some Sexual Chocolate.
by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010