the greatest german teacher that ever lived that never actually taught german

someone or something pertaining to the confines of being lame to an extreme extent

the phrase responded when someone attempts to hit your testicles and fails to do so. generally pronounced in a hispanic accent.

the largest city in the fifth largest state in the union. cut by a river sadly named "Rio Grande" and enclosed the east by a large 10,000 foot mountain range penned "Sandia" or watermelon mountains. containing a large hispanic and native american navajo population.

also known as "The Burque" or "La Mierda" which is spanish for "the excrement"