Chester's definitions

George Bush

A texan president; VERY PROUD OF HIS TEXANANITY: He is screwing america, why did you have to vote for this douche? Our future generations will have no money, and he is to say, a retard

we must find out weather or not Saddam Houssein actually has weapons of mass destruction! We will be sending a wave of UN troops to check out all or the Iraqi Hide out/ Palaces

by Chester April 5, 2005

sonu

a person who is rebelious and smart

Chester is a sonu.

by Chester January 30, 2004

blue wings

this is the act of going down on a dead chick.

I saw her cold lifeless corpse and knew it was time to receive my blue wings.

by chester August 6, 2003

drop!

A warning in a skatepark or snowpark that you are going to hit the jump. Similar to "fore!" in golf.

the kid yelled "drop!" just after if started going for the jump, and he cut me off and hit the jump just before me but fell, so I landed on him and slit his thoat with my tail.

by Chester September 17, 2003

SILF

Baily and/or Ridgly (Sisters of Smapdey). Also see the The B&R

Boy, smap's sister's are deffenately silfs. Especialy those tits and edible training bra!

by Chester January 11, 2005

tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004