12 definitions by ChemicalGoat

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Two Canadian identical twins who are very talented and write incredible music. They began performing as Plunk in 1995 and became known as Tegan and Sara in 1998. The Con, their fifth full-length album, is easily the most addictive record ever.
Tegan and Sara are amazing. I listen to The Con almost every day and never get tired of it.
by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009
A member of the Ravenclaw house in Harry Potter, who was one year ahead of Harry in school. She was also noted for being an incredible Quiddich player. Chang used a Comet 260 broom.
Cho Chang owned everyone in the Quiddich match.
by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009
An anarchist punk band, formed in 1977 in England, whose most famous member was vocalist Steve Ignorant. They took their name from the David Bowie song, "Ziggy Stardust."

Their political beliefs can be best described as libertarian socialist or anarchist, themes that were extremely frequent in their lyrics. The members of Crass were also vehement opponents of war and supported peace, which is seen in a considerable amount of the band's graffiti.

Other frequent issues in their lyrics were, including but not limited to: criticizing organized religion, feminism, and anti-consumerism.

Crass' original label refused to include the controversial track, "Reality Asylum," on their debut album, entitled The Feeding of the 5000. Although the label released the album without this track and replaced it with two minutes of silence, Crass later re-released the album on their own label (Crass Records) and included the track.

Virtually no live footage of Crass exists. They refused to use any stage lighting besides 40-watt household bulbs. In one story, a camera man asked the band if they would use 60-watt bulbs instead, so that he could film him. The band refused.

Crass disbanded in 1984, after releasing their fifth and final album. Today, many punk bands attempt to duplicate the ideals of Crass, mainly in their political views, but none have succeeded, and it is very unlikely that any band ever will.
Crass is arguably the greatest punk band to ever exist.
by ChemicalGoat May 16, 2009
A suburb of Detroit, Michigan, known for being a complete dump, having a high crime rate, and a majority of residents being African-Americans. Inkster also has a higher rape rate than Detroit.
Scott: "Hey Matt, do you want to Inkster today?"

Matt: "No way, that place is a fucking pit."
by ChemicalGoat May 14, 2009
This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.
Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.
by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009
The most incredible female singer ever. Her first solo album, Little Earthquakes, is perfect.
Tori Amos' first three albums are genius.
by ChemicalGoat May 17, 2009
To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.
Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.
by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

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