Demented, pretentious bint who suffers from a motoneuronal disease which causes her to leap about like an insane pogo-stick. She cannot pronounce her "R's" properly, and 'sings' like a cat having a rusty nail rammed through its testicles. Could be Mick Hucknall is drag.
Arrgh! Kate Bush! Turn it off before my ears begin to bleed, and I have to hack them off with a blunt scalpel!