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noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.
Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.
by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010

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