1 definition by Chauncey McLoggins
A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
by Chauncey McLoggins September 17, 2021