19 definitions by Chas501

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018

Vagina Douch

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.

Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

by Chas501 July 27, 2008

alley-cat cute

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.

There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.

by Chas501 January 11, 2017

Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Winge

One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.

This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge.

He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!

by Chas501 November 7, 2007