2 definitions by Charzasaurusrex
When the rest of the world disappoints you because you've been staring at pictures of Megan Fox too long. Therefore everyone else pales in comparison to her beauty.
Jon: I'm sorry baby, but you're just not hot enough for me.
Kate: You foxist! No one can live up to your expectations!
Jon: Megan Fox can.
Kate: You foxist! No one can live up to your expectations!
Jon: Megan Fox can.
by Charzasaurusrex October 6, 2010
Someone who grew up in Florida and moved to California. In rare cases it can be the other way around, where someone who has grown up in California moves to Florida. In most cases this person has family and friends in both states, which causes them to move back and forth, unable to decide between these two lovely states.
Matt: Bro bro, you're moving back to Cali? Isn't this like your third time living there?!
Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!
Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.
Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!
Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.
by Charzasaurusrex April 23, 2011