32 definitions by Charmouche

Generally, a person who lacks common sense, street smarts and a sense of self. A slow witted person. One who does not know the ways of the world. One who does not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Easily manipulated & taken advantage of. Usually operates in a field that is way above their skill-level. Incompetent. An embarrassment. Essentially a tool; a useful idiot. The chump usually thinks he is cool and suffers from over-confidence; but is just a player and is being fooled before s/he knows it.
1. Tom Cruise is the classic definition of a chump. He thinks he is smart and cool, but Alas; falls into the barrel of laughs that is moronic, delusional Scientology.

2. Most Polish people from the country of Poland qualify as chumps. (Don't believe me? Hopefully find out for yourself one day. Such pathetic immigrants I have to deal with.)
by Charmouche June 13, 2014
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A nice, lil stylish / fancy slang way of saying California.
Let's go chill at my penthouse suite down in Tahoe, Califaz.
by Charmouche January 26, 2017
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A person who sells out to further their own cause. an opportunist, a chancer.
That guy who went to College sold his individuality to become a doctor, and became a dicksucker for the machine. He loves taking the blue pill and being a pseudo-intelligent sycophantic ass-kisser.
by Charmouche June 17, 2017
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The coolest people ever. They make the best beer and food. And the best at Sports. (even more than Russia) Every other country that surrounds them steals their culture and blames them for everything. (They are all just jealous.)
That Serbian man can kick your scrawny Polish ass.
by Charmouche February 23, 2018
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Xanax, aka alprazolam. A black street gang slang for the illegal benzo anti-anxiety prescription drug Xanax, also known as Zannies. Take into consideration zanny + bar. (xanax bar) plus, the name of an African country, of course.

Black people and other street gangs (Mexicans too) often take this during gang wars or fighting with the police. Or to just chillax, (usually).
ex.1

''Ey yo man, you going to go drifting with me in Zanzibar?" -- Metaphor

basically (hey man, you gonna supply me with some Xanax?) -- Literal

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Gimme a Break . Break me off a piece of o' dem Zanzibars, nigga. Dey da mad-shit holmes, better den dat Kit-kat /Special K - aka, (KIonopin.)
by Charmouche August 25, 2016
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A fictional radio station corporation featured in the Grand Theft Auto series. Most likely a parody of a real radio corporation like Clear Channel, and such.
"You're listening to HEAD radio. Owned by Love Media. Making sure every radio station in America sounds EXACTLY the same!" Mike Hunt, DJ, Grand Theft Auto III
by Charmouche March 13, 2017
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Native Amerindian laughter. No kidding, this is how they laugh when they are happy or excited. Serious.
Teacher: Congratulations little Standing Bear Jones, you got an A+ studying on the Finals ! You passed High school !

Standing Bear Jones: Fouahahaw-ha-haw-haw-hawwww !!
by Charmouche February 18, 2017
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