9 definitions by Charm

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AKA: Padfoot or Snuffles

Harry Potter's presumed dead God-father/doggy. One time best friend of James Potter and Remus Lupin, "killed" at the hands of one evil bitch of a cousin Bellatrix Lestrange. Also, hands off, as he is betrothed to the aforementioned Remus Lupin.
"Hello, I'm Sirius Black, the sexiest thing to come out of Hogwarts since...er...ever!"
by Charm March 19, 2004
AKA Moony or Professor Lupin: Hogwarts Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts.

Sexy and utterly shaggable down-on-his-luck werewolf companion of Sirius Black and James Potter. Occasional fairy-boy and all around diamond-in-the-rough Gryffindor sex-god. Also, hands off as is betrothed to aforementioned Sirius Black
"Hello, I'm Remus Lupin, the only half-decent witch or wizard willing to take the DADA position, if you'll have me"
by Charm March 19, 2004
AKA: Professor Snape

Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter.
"Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"
by Charm March 19, 2004
AKA Prongs

Harry Potter's deceased Daddy. One time best friend of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Murdered while protecting his family from the dark Lord Voldemort.
"Hello, I'm James Potter, and I was a bitch to Snape when we were at Hogwarts."
by Charm March 19, 2004
AKA: Lily Evans or just Evans.

Dearly departed mum to the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter. Original bearer of the greener than green eyes, and defender of those who cannot/do not defend themselves, such as Severus Snape. Dear wife of James Potter. Murdered protecting her son from the dark Lord Voldemort. Bestower of the protection curse on Harry. A tad one dimensional.
"Hello, I'm Lily Potter, practically perfect in every way."
by Charm March 19, 2004
AKA: Wormtail

One time Tag-Along best friend to James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin. Gryffindor for God only knows what reasons. Filthy betraying piece of shit. Minion of the dark Lord Voldemort. As good as killed James and Lily Potter. Also, owes Harry Potter his life.
"Hello, I'm Peter Pettigrew, and I betray my best friends."
by Charm March 19, 2004
A lad who fucks over too many lasses just so they can get what they want no matter how many lasses they hurt.
That Jordan over there is such a FuckBoy, he finished that lass just because he found someone better.
by CharM June 15, 2015

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