Charlie Tang's definitions

Fun O'Plenty

A sarcastic term applied to any activity or event that is boring, irritating, or otherwise unpleasant.

I just found out I have to work this weekend. Fun O'Plenty for me!

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Loin Roll

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.

TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Twat Boxing

A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Booty Fairy

The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bondage outfit and you have the Booty Fairy.

Just when I thought I was going to be leaving the party alone, I was paid a timely visit by the Booty Fairy.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Taking a Drive-By

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

by Charlie Tang July 22, 2005