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Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.
I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
mugGet the Butt Faucetmug.

Booty Fairy

The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bondage outfit and you have the Booty Fairy.
Just when I thought I was going to be leaving the party alone, I was paid a timely visit by the Booty Fairy.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
mugGet the Booty Fairymug.

Hand Cluck

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.
That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
mugGet the Hand Cluckmug.

The Gemini

A generic, yet strangely amusing term for a double-ended dildo.
Nothing brings two people together quite like The Gemini.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
mugGet the The Geminimug.

Fun O'Plenty

A sarcastic term applied to any activity or event that is boring, irritating, or otherwise unpleasant.
I just found out I have to work this weekend. Fun O'Plenty for me!
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
mugGet the Fun O'Plentymug.

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
mugGet the Slapped in the Face with a Turdmug.

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