Definitions by Charlie Tang
Death dump
A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.
Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
Death dump by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Fun O'Plenty
A sarcastic term applied to any activity or event that is boring, irritating, or otherwise unpleasant.
Fun O'Plenty by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Twat Boxing
A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Twat Boxing by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Ratchet up the Ass
1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.
2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.
2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.
1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.
2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.
2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.
Ratchet up the Ass by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Landing Party
At precisely the right moment, Jeff pulled out to avoid dropping his landing party off in hostile territory.
Landing Party by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Loin Roll
On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.
TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.
Loin Roll by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005