Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

cracktalkracy

A form of municipal government where the use of crack is an aspect to the operation of the government or could be said to "sometimes do the talking".

The cities of Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Washington, D.C., United States of America were led by Rob Ford and Marion Barry, both of whom admitted to the occasional use of crack cocaine. This form of government is known as a cracktalkracy or cracktocracy.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

stagetite

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.

I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020

a key (kilo)

In Toronto, a key to the city is more likely to involve a kilo than something that opens a lock.

when someone tells you they want a key (kilo) in Toronto, they don't mean a key to the city

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 14, 2013

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019