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posthaste

Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.

In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.
The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019
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testtickle

The experiment that you do in order to see whether the person you intend to lay a tickle beating on is actually responsive to such an encounter.
Three hours into our first date, the time was right. I reached over, fidgeted with her bits...yep, a testtickle was on my hand's agenda.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 27, 2019
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slagtite

slagtite
The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.
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Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.
Phone appetit mate?
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018
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Barrnana Republic

An otherwise stellar democracy where the Department of Justice is headed by a man named Bill Barr as a sycophant for a president named Donald Trump. Both holding the view that the Chosen One is of king-like powers.
The interference in the Roger Stone took the lid off the Department of Justice allowing the interference by the president to raise its ugly head as if living in a Barrnana Republic or some otherwise lawless socieity.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith February 17, 2020
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stable geniosity

The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.
Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018
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sanguine

A bird that is black and white and native to the Antarctic with an optimistic disposition.
Sure I'm happy, but I'm no sanguine.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018
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