Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

posthaste

Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.

In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.

The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

a key (kilo)

In Toronto, a key to the city is more likely to involve a kilo than something that opens a lock.

when someone tells you they want a key (kilo) in Toronto, they don't mean a key to the city

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 14, 2013

stagetite

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.

I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

testtickle

The experiment that you do in order to see whether the person you intend to lay a tickle beating on is actually responsive to such an encounter.

Three hours into our first date, the time was right. I reached over, fidgeted with her bits...yep, a testtickle was on my hand's agenda.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 27, 2019

slagtite

slagtite

The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018