Charlie's definitions

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

howfy

how to say howdy when you are totally blazed/blitzed

"Howfy patner, how yer dourin?"

by Charlie March 9, 2005

Playpen

A hot strip club were Vanilla x work in NY.

Omg! those VX girls are hot!

by Charlie March 9, 2005

Joo

Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.

When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.

by Charlie March 12, 2005

myspace

a cult that has taken over almost every high school in america. or, at least new jersey."myspace is for lovers" is sumtin i've seen posted all over the emo kids blogs or profiles. it's pretty lame, but its as addicting as coke.


warning: most of the people on the site look nothing like that in person.

random guy:"no way! we're friends on mysapce!"
random girl: "well then lets fuck!"

by charlie March 13, 2005

addidas

Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.

I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.

by Charlie March 13, 2005

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005