Charlie's definitions

get on the horn

It's getting the horn on , ie, an erection. Certainly I heard and used this phrase in the around 1960 - common UK working class phrase.

"I've got the horn." "She gives me the horn." "She gives me a horn on." (horn-on?)

by Charlie June 11, 2004

Baby Duck

Tina Aiken's catch pharse in the massively popular CMS films!

Baby ducks, I just can't know why! I need some JB!

by Charlie January 12, 2005

Rute

A lighter shade of frickle

"My, what beautiful rute eyes you have."

by Charlie November 19, 2003

gay goth punk rock

crap 'phrase' made to stereotype to completely different styles or rock into one so some dumbarsed pop/hip hop/r&b/woteva loving twat can TRY and insult ppl because they like a style of music, it takes a lot less talent to get ppl to write lyrics 4 u and stand in front of a camera saying them to a beat

"people who use 'gay goth punk rock' are uncultured idiots"

by Charlie February 20, 2004

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

8 foot sativa

8 foot sativa is a kick ass metal band from new zealand. they are really cool.

"you heard the 8ft song destined to be dead? fuck it's the shit."

by charlie February 25, 2004