Charlie's definitions

begnaud

a fool who thinks he is too good for college that wastes his life away while everyone else is making something of it. He also likes deftones like a gay man.

Man, that Begnaud, isn't he the star of Queer eye for a Straight guy

by Charlie September 21, 2003

howfy

how to say howdy when you are totally blazed/blitzed

"Howfy patner, how yer dourin?"

by Charlie March 9, 2005

Procrastinate

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.

Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

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nuts, cock, and vagina!

by Charlie February 6, 2003

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

aquabats

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.

The Aquabats are super rad!

by Charlie May 1, 2004

Kerrang

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!

"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"

by Charlie January 17, 2004