Charlie's definitions

nuclear weapon

A bomb or missile that is packed with explosives and plutonium or uranium to emit radiation.

Terrorists were planning to explode a nuclear weapon over Los Angeles

by Charlie September 7, 2003

myspace

a cult that has taken over almost every high school in america. or, at least new jersey."myspace is for lovers" is sumtin i've seen posted all over the emo kids blogs or profiles. it's pretty lame, but its as addicting as coke.


warning: most of the people on the site look nothing like that in person.

random guy:"no way! we're friends on mysapce!"
random girl: "well then lets fuck!"

by charlie March 13, 2005

love wand

a more polite term for a penis.

Then he showed me his love wand

by charlie January 10, 2004

space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

Preppy

I grew up around many true preps and liked most of them. I'm 45 and when we were teens we wore madras pants, B.Bro oxfords, Izod underneath (popped)and Weejuns with 1/10 Krugerands in the penny slots, no socks. We shopped at either Belks or Collins (Bruce and Allen Collins were text book preps)drank cheap beer and and chased tale like every other guy. The tale we were chasing was very elusive prep girls. (Not party prep A&F girls like nowdays, the real refined kind)We did our partying at Ocean Drive Beach S.C. during graduation (anybody's graduation) but we summered in the OBX or Litchfield where the people like us were also summering.

Chip and Bruce are meeting us at The Pad at ten'ish. He said to stop at Hardwicks on the way, cause we were going to a party the Sigma Chi girls were throwing at Cherry Grove. Don't wear those garish sandles, wear your loafers. I'm wearing my new madras shorts and ox thats a little big on me.Don't wear that damn Rolex, you look like a pimp, you can wear my Timex if you have to know the time. Later Gator.

by Charlie January 19, 2005

ChavScum

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.

Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see

by Charlie April 2, 2005

Voddy

An alcoholic beverage, Vodka. Not to be dranken without a mixer.

Yay, 3 bottles of voddy to drink and an ounce of gan. We're gonna be fucked.

by Charlie November 25, 2003