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The most popular contemporary composer of the current times. You wrote the Theme for Jaws, which is a rip off of Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 in E minor. He wrote many other works for movies that are quite good, but nothing that stands out by itself, except Fiddler on the Roof and Schindler's List, which are known primarily by violinists.
by Charlie March 24, 2005
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Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
Get the haitian swimming pool mug.Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.
Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
Get the Procrastinate mug.Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).
I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.
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by Charlie May 13, 2005
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