1. (Esoteric Definition): The situation that faultlessly arrives due to a conglomeration of various reasons, which might or might not be under one's control, but inadvertently leads to the non-functioning of man's glorious shaft of enlightenment.
2. (For Dumbfucks): Where your penis gets frozen and becomes useless.
Dude, she's so ugly, that when she even breaths looking at my direction, I get TFed (TuNNe Freezed)