Definitions by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage
hargle
hargle by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
the splits
A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.
the splits by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
moist
The most hated word in the English language. Means 'wet' and is often used to relate to the state of a female's nether regions.
moist by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
Cadence
1. A word meaning 'rhythm'.
2. A popular name for the spawn of teen mothers everywhere, who probably have no idea it's even a real word.
3. A song by the band Anberlin.
4. Those 'I don't know but I've been told...' marching songs sung in the army.
2. A popular name for the spawn of teen mothers everywhere, who probably have no idea it's even a real word.
3. A song by the band Anberlin.
4. Those 'I don't know but I've been told...' marching songs sung in the army.
1. This song has some good cadence.
2. Beth named her son 'Cadence'. Poor kid.
3. Anberlin's song Cadence is really good.
4. The soldiers sang cadence.
2. Beth named her son 'Cadence'. Poor kid.
3. Anberlin's song Cadence is really good.
4. The soldiers sang cadence.
Cadence by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage November 4, 2011
Girl Gamer
It is important to know the difference between a Girl Gamer and a girl who plays games. A Girl Gamer is the chick that goes on voice chat on Halo, Call of Duty etc. to act all ditzy and flirty. She takes slutty pictures with a game controller, but cannot list all the Nintendo consoles in chronological order. In short = FAKE. See also: attention whore.
A girl who plays games will play like any ordinary male gamer. She enjoys every genre of game under the sun, not just mainstream multiplayer games, and will sometimes hide her gender and play as a male in games such as WoW that require an avatar. She is not necessarily ugly, either, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A girl who plays games will play like any ordinary male gamer. She enjoys every genre of game under the sun, not just mainstream multiplayer games, and will sometimes hide her gender and play as a male in games such as WoW that require an avatar. She is not necessarily ugly, either, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Stacy: "Single Girl Gamer looking to play with hot guys"
Lulu: "Have you finished Twilight Princess?"
Stacy: "No, because I hate Edward Cullen! Tee-hee!"
Lulu: "Fake."
Lulu: "Have you finished Twilight Princess?"
Stacy: "No, because I hate Edward Cullen! Tee-hee!"
Lulu: "Fake."
Girl Gamer by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage September 30, 2011