A American-branded "anime" targeted to ignorant American youth. Has five
characters, all of which probably stemmed
from a stereotype or social group
in school, you know, just to get in "with the crowd".
Robin - The loner, he is the protagonist of the entire story, the team leader. He does
everything on his own, and loathes
the zealous attempts of his fellow teammates to rescue him. A master
of smack fu, and is just too fucking cool to die.
Starfire - Naive refugee from the Eighth Moon of Acrelon Five
after the moon exploded. Capable of super strength, energy
bolts, flight, and unexpected panty shots from the camera. From what I see, its a oversexualized perception of fob
Cyborg - A unintentionally racist depiction of the white man's stereotype of a black
guy. Obsessed with
cars, guns, and high-tech stuff. 9/10ths
of his body is completely mechanical and electrical, armed to the brim with
laser guns, jetpacks, and a faulty battery. Says "daaamn" and "homie" alot.
- Goth girl, daughter
of a succubus and a vampire, Toni Dominicii (AKA Raven
), was born with
extraordinary abilities in telepathy, telekinesis, and other crazy mind-oriented superpowers. Since her powers are tied to her emotions, she must resist showing any signs of anger, sadness, happy, and despair towards her companions, for it would prove fatal.
Beast Boy - The chinaman
, nobody likes him, eats lots of tofu and flied lice
, and only
gets helped out of pity of his Aryan
teammates. Has incredible potential, can transform into any animal, whether
it be a mighty
or a fatal germ. Also his particularly
green skin texture (possibly a indirect hate crime against Irishmen
) makes him ostracized from society, and frequently gets
tempted to join
the Dark Side
of the Force
- "Damnit team, I told you not to follow me. Why the hell do I even have you in my secret
architecturally impossible T-shaped clubhouse? And what
happened to batman, he was way better than
you four losers."
Starfire - "Robin
... please don't take
your frustrations on your friends."
- "The hell with you woman! I don't even know why the artists interposed my timeline
with current year 2004-2005. For fucks
sakes, I was partners with the bat since late 1940s in Gotham
Cyborg - "Daaaamn foo... you niggaz are all I got. Dem bitches out there are tough homie. I hate
coppaz, and I hate foos
who look like coppaz, ye hear?"
Raven - "Death, darkness, despair. The evil within, consuming me... must destroy...."
Beast Boy - "Hey girls, I can eat 20 gallons of tofu in a hour to put my name on the world
record. You gals wanna take