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The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.
Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.
by ChRiS November 5, 2003
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A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.
Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.
by ChRiS January 11, 2005
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fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater
1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!
by ChRiS March 15, 2005
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being showed by someone how terrible you really are at something
our volley ball team against any other one "man bitch u just got treated"
by ChRiS October 13, 2003
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The peanut butter jelly is also a dance that goes with the song..and they do different actions in the song..like pretending their swinging a baseball bat..and ALL OF THIS IS FROM MIAMI..if you wanna see the dance watch trick daddy's video titled "shutup"..theres a little boy that they show on the field doing it..and theres another kid doin it in a store...you cant miss them cuz theres only 2 kids dancing in it..it might be the same kid in both scenes..lol did the kid on this page actually say "peanut butter jelly means jackin off" lmao...wrongggg
by ChRiS November 13, 2004
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