4 definitions by Certified Bossier Boy
The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.
Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"
Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"
Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"
Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
by Certified Bossier Boy November 17, 2022
Most Badass City located in Louisiana! . Bossier citizens don't take bullshit from people and they ain't about to make themselves look like a bitch by not knocking out assholes. Seriously though, don't test somebody from Bossier, even if they ain't in Bossier no more. They will for a fact at the minimum give you a bloody nose thats so fucking hard that it'll look like a blood waterfall by the time they're done with you! if they get more than the minimum, boy, ur screwed!
Jackass: "Hey look its that podunk redneck kid from Bossier city!"
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
by Certified Bossier Boy April 5, 2023
If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!
Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”
Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”
Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”
That one Mexican
“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”
The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”
Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”
Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”
That one Mexican
“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”
The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
by Certified Bossier Boy May 18, 2023
A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022