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bathroom selfie
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When a man in a
monogamous
relationship
has to
masturbate
alone in a bathroom at home.
My wife
was too tired
last night
so I just gave myself a
bathroom
selfie and went to sleep.
by
CertainlyNotRummy
November 16, 2012
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