1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.
"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."
Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.