174 definitions by CelticEagle
Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
Uneducated person: I'm so proud to be American because the U.S. is where Jesus was born!
Educated person: Dude, Jesus was never born in America. He was born in Palestine. Do your research.
Educated person: Dude, Jesus was never born in America. He was born in Palestine. Do your research.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
Are 90s kids still a thing in 2019? In a few months it's literally gonna be 2020 which will be the start of a whole new decade so these kids need to grow up and move on with their lives already.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
What's even more ridiculous now is that certain news feeds (especially The New Republic) are now calling Urban Dictionary a racist website just because of all the race-related jokes on there. Those are only for humorous purposes and are not meant to promote hate at all (even then they get more dislikes than likes most of the time).
If you really want a racial hate website then look up Stormfront.org.
If you really want a racial hate website then look up Stormfront.org.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.
Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 10, 2021