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The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!
by Cds February 5, 2004
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(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 20, 2005
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A line from the song Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Used by Cole Hutto
money for nothing and your chicks for free
by Cds January 18, 2004
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"What the deuce?" Instead of what the fuck or something overused by that. It is what the deuce.

Coined by Cole Hutto
by Cds January 18, 2004
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1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."
by Cds June 16, 2004
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A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.
I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.
by Cds January 18, 2006
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nickname for alcohol.

Word origin is when Jesse Zeller was at a party in which he drunkenly blurted out, "All You Need Is The Ground". Soon after that, people at that party started calling alcohol, the ground.
Jesse: COLE!!!!
Cole: what?!
Jesse: All you need is the ground
by Cds September 24, 2004
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