The sexual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. This act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while
you are under the influence of alcohol.
The need for a "funk fuck" can be identified by constantly complaining about
things you cannot
change, or can change, yet choose to complain about
instead of making an effort to change--usually job, weight, finances, etc.
(Speaking of a friend) I'm so sick of listening
to her complain. What she needs is a solid funk fuck.
(Calling out an unusually uptight
someone) Baby, what you need is a funk fuck.