13 definitions by Casper70
When all the women look like shit because they can't get their hair, nails,and makeup did due to government lockdowns.
Damn bro dis lockdown needs to end already, did you see Yolanda and Shanaynay dem bitches be coronahit fo sho.
by Casper70 April 5, 2020
Fucking idiot's that hold a party for 47 people in a 500 square foot apartment during the coronavirus outbreak with no regard for anyone else.
Did you get your invitation to Rico's rave? Yeah man I'm not hanging out with that bunch of coronafools.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!
by Casper70 April 5, 2020
The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.
Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
When the center of your bed caves in after tearing up the old ladies ass and leaves you looking like the stuffing in a taco.
Damn dude I beat that ass up last night. We had to climb or way out of the tacobed, it was a real bitch.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
Georgia's governor Brian Kemp said he just found out that coronavirus is asymptomatic.... that's a game changer.
by Casper70 April 3, 2020