Carnophage's definitions

box

Slang for TV in parts of the UK.

dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Cheesy Peas

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s

"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Trivial

Someone who acts irresponsibly or with stupidity.

dude1: what the hell/s he doing?
dude2: ahh, what a fecking trivial
dude1: right on

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

dob

To throw
Local dialect from Derbyshire, UK

Dob us the ball
Dob it in the bin

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004

flowery

Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.

dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain.
dude2: dude1, stop being so flowery and put on your helmet!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004