21 definitions by Carnophage

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic
dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?
by Carnophage December 17, 2004
Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door
dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end
dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
Slang for TV in parts of the UK.
dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.
1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
Means exactly the same as chav.
Local dialect of Derbyshire, UK
dude1: I see the spigs are out again
dude2: what chavs!
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.
dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain.
dude2: dude1, stop being so flowery and put on your helmet!
by Carnophage December 15, 2004

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