Carnophage's definitions

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage July 18, 2006

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

veggie

Food which is suitable for vegetarians

dude1: is it veggie?
dude2: dude1, it's a fecking steak, how the feck could it be veggie?
dude1: just asking

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Grimlock

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers

GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

box

Slang for TV in parts of the UK.

dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust

by Carnophage December 15, 2004