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2 definitions by Carl<3

THAT. fucking guy. Always wants sex but rarely gets any, and is attracted to virtually any individual with a vagina. enjoys weird sexual fantasies, involving unsanitary acts on the female vagina. A good guy to have around when you've been single for too long and are desperate as all fuck.
He is such a Carl...
by Carl<3 June 12, 2011
An individual who receives sexual phone messages for their boss. In all, a phone sex voicemail box.
Boss: "Sexutary, did I get any good messages today?"
Sexutary: "Oh girl, you got one from Carl this morning that had me blushin!"
by Carl<3 June 12, 2011