3 definitions by CargoShorts
A name that apple says is spelled wrong the first 20 times. The holders of this name are weird. Mindy is a red flag name, so don't accept a drink, you may get cosby'd. Men, do not date a Mindy they're clingy and will most likely think they're an animal of some kind and drag you to all sorts of furry meetings.
by CargoShorts June 30, 2017
A stupid ass piece of land that is made by weathering, sedimentation, and the devil. Hills are the leading cause of death for fatties along with shoveling snow.
Hills are the worst. Even the smallest can completely crush you, for instance in the Boston Marathon Heart Break Hill is a major obstacle for the participants which forces even seasoned runners to say "Fuck that!". When riding a bike, running or walking climbing hills can be a daunting task (depending on your weight and endurance) it can cause you to breathe heavy or in extreme cases say "Fuck that!" and stop halfway up. Hills are some bullshit. They caused the all of humanity to work so much harder and longer for things like a house, farming, and a pale of water.
Hills are only fun to roll down and sled on.
Hill climbing syndrome is usually caused by climbing hills or a mountain. The symptoms include giving up, crying like a little bitch, shitting yourself, heart attack, sweating profusely, weight loss, muscle gain, tiredness, fatigue, and the most common saying "Fuck that!" and going around.
Hills are the worst. Even the smallest can completely crush you, for instance in the Boston Marathon Heart Break Hill is a major obstacle for the participants which forces even seasoned runners to say "Fuck that!". When riding a bike, running or walking climbing hills can be a daunting task (depending on your weight and endurance) it can cause you to breathe heavy or in extreme cases say "Fuck that!" and stop halfway up. Hills are some bullshit. They caused the all of humanity to work so much harder and longer for things like a house, farming, and a pale of water.
Hills are only fun to roll down and sled on.
Hill climbing syndrome is usually caused by climbing hills or a mountain. The symptoms include giving up, crying like a little bitch, shitting yourself, heart attack, sweating profusely, weight loss, muscle gain, tiredness, fatigue, and the most common saying "Fuck that!" and going around.
by CargoShorts June 30, 2017
White noise while you play video games or walk around outside. It's mostly liquid shit mixed with a veterans disgustingly mangled dick but there is some decent content. The users of this site with the most subscribers call themselves YouTubers and complain constantly about stupid shit like I'm not making over 50 thousand dollars yet so I'm broke and my views are dropping but it's not my fault, or the last and greatest.... this other YouTuber said I'm gay so I'm gonna make a dis track calling him a stupid butt head. All these videos are at least 10 minutes long because most YouTubers are in it for the money.
by CargoShorts June 30, 2017