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2 definitions by CaptnDesDes

 
1.
This card has a very graphic picture that you can get with a variety of different snapshots from porns. This is a great present to give to your significant other when you know you cant pleasure them enough.
Here honey, I got you this porno card because I know I don't please you enough.
by CaptnDesDes December 18, 2010
 
2.
When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
by CaptnDesDes December 13, 2010