6 definitions by Captain_G-Force
When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018
A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.
Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...
by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018
A term of endearment between people in love- meaning "I'm royally pissed at you, but I still love you as much as I ever did and everything is going to be OK."
"You know what? NO, I'm not sorry, piss-face!"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"
by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018
Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.
by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018
(N) A drive-In, only called so when you attend and don't actually watch a movie... but screw the whole time.
Hey, "Summer Catch" is still playing at the Screw-In. Wanna go see it for the seventh time?
Sounds like a plan. I still dont know what happens... something about baseball??
Sounds like a plan. I still dont know what happens... something about baseball??
by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018
(v) A totally random saying as an excuse to get out of the house so you can go somewhere in secret and have sex... sometime actually stopping after to get ice-cream to avoid suspicion.
Bye, mom. Jimmy and I are getting ColdStone!
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.
by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018