A spry and vivacious milf
with a youthfulness belying her years. She who possesses the milfy fluff
, from which milfy cream
may be churned. A jaded girl, yearning for companionship, hiding behind thick-rimmed glasses and a coy--albeit sexy--smile.
Show feet bb! No armpit, 1000 tokens! Cat on head bb!
Thus spake Hot_Milfy_Mom
The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff
and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie
or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom
. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush
What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood?
No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.
The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie
(hereafter referred to as HH
), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream
. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom
to troll HH
's chatroom or facebook page.