2 definitions by CaptainPinkaluffagis

Spaghetti Sex

You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.

Aww yes little timmy this spaghetti sex turns me on so much I think I'm gonna cum!

by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 7, 2018

Oogie Poogie

Losing your virginity to a narwhal, a duck and a gorilla all at once. Then Satan claims you as his personal sex slave. He cums fire into your ass. Then locusts eat your penis off. That's an oogie poogie for ya!

Watch out Lil Bobby, you don't wanna get no oogie poogies!

by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 1, 2018