CaptainJonus's definitions
The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.
It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006
Get the shave the soapmug. To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
by CaptainJonus May 14, 2006
Get the granny don'tmug. A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.
The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.
Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?
Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.
Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!
Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?
Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.
Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!
by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006
Get the midget punchingmug. A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.
by CaptainJonus May 8, 2006
Get the hot as a titmug.