Captain Hankey's definitions

fanny packtastic

Fanny packtastic is a mind orgasim at the thought of wearing a fanny pack or something of equal or greater excitment.

fanny pack pensi fanny packtastic

by Captain Hankey September 21, 2009

Swagulator

Any article of clothing that enhances one's swag. Such as stunna shades, skinny jeans, or even tool hats.

swag tool hats stunna shades skinny jeans swagulator

by Captain Hankey September 21, 2009