An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.
B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.
A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.
Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...
Slang term for going to a freind's house to get blazed on hippie lettuce. This friend may or may not exist.
Travis: Hey guys I gotta go
Jake: Where ya going Travis
Travis: I'm going to Daves to hang out for a while
Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.
Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot
Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache
n.) the male sex organ v.) to have sex with
Sister: Hey Brad, I want you to meet my new friend Ashley
Brad: Sounds good. I'd love to meat her
to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex
Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?
Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.
a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.
Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!
Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.
Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown