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Yet another term for male masturbation
Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.
by Captain snort August 23, 2019
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A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort February 15, 2018
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