4 definitions by Captain Hammerpenis
a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth
by Captain Hammerpenis May 21, 2010
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
by Captain Hammerpenis April 23, 2008
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018