Crapsmear

Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.

Jenny exited the bedroom with crapsmears across her face.

by Captain Feceous May 27, 2003

Fecalphilia

Fecalphiliacs have an insatiable appetite for shit.

Cousin Craiggers is a fecalphiliac, he munches Fecal Flakes for breakfast every day!!

by Captain Feceous May 27, 2003

Diarrhea Driblets

Smelly little chunks of syrupy turds clinging to legs, faces or whatever they can find. They can be a lot of fun.

I unplugged my finger from her ass and some yummy little diarrhea driblets splashed on my face.

by Captain Feceous May 27, 2003

Sniffles

Moist anal breaths. They are very taxing physically, but create a truly marvelous aroma.

I had the sniffles so bad that grandma nearly passed out, ha ha!

by Captain Feceous July 20, 2003