186 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

To walk around in public with no pants on, like Porky Pig or Donald Duck.

A ball walk.
Herman and Larry did a Porky Pig down Main Street on Tuesday afternoon.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 12, 2005

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A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.
Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

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A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.

The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.
After little Chutney disobeyed her soccer mom for the 27th time, Michner gave her a time out.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

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In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.
Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

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A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.
Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

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A white person who is perpetually offended, and who demands politically correct language and behavior to prevent anyone from being offended.
A liberal twit.
White liberals are either women or effeminate men.
Arnold the white liberal never says "garbage dump," because that might offend somebody. So Arnold only says "Landfill." Arnold says "Wetlands" instead of "Swamp," and he says "Guy of Color" instead of "Colored Guy." "We mustn't offend anybody, you know" whimpers Arnold.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 01, 2008

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