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sideshow

Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.
I be goin to de sideshow.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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sbd

A sea-borne dive bomber of World War II, the Douglas SBD Dauntless. The SBD was the Navy's main dive bomber in the first two years of the war. SBDs sank all four Japanese at the Battle of Midway in 1942. Pilots often called their plains "Slow but Deadly."

A silent but deadly fart. A foul-smelling tile peeler eased into play without a peep. This is the favorite fart of the prim and proper lady, and is useful at lady's clubs, in elevators, in streetcars, and in church.
Swede Vejtasa was an SBD Dauntless pilot in World War II. He shot down seven planes in one day in 1942.

Melissa let an SBD right next to the punch bowl at the church bazaar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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Junior Moon

The final score in a game of Hearts when one person has the Queen of Spades and 12 of the 13 hearts. This score counts as 25 points against the poor schlemiel.
Maeve nailed a Junior Moon four times, thereby losing the Hearts game.
The Junior Moon is always a cause of much sneering, heckling, and ribbing.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 1, 2008
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Portagee pegnoir

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.

From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.

The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
Charlie wore a Portagee pegnoir around his neck at the party.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Tap your Log

To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park.
Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
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Bum's Rush

The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008
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saturday night special

A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)

Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.
by Cap'n Bullmoose January 26, 2007
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