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prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.
McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005
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b a

A bare ass. A moon.

To hang B A is to hang a moon.
Eddie went to the dance to drop trou and hang B A.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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She Fag

A lady poofter.
A female faggot.
A bull dyke.
A diesel dyke.
A butch bitch.
A rug muncher.
Trevelian is a she fag. She changed her name from Melissa. She had her butch dentist sharpen her front teeth. She wears a spiked dog collar. Her hair is half an inch long. She wears men's clothes. She walks like Popeye the Sailor Man. Her Harley is louder than yours. Her tattoos are larger and more vulgar than a sailor's. She likes to seduce other she fags. She burgles turds out of their butts. All the mincing poofters on Castro Street are afraid of her because she doesn't prance around and yell "weeeee"!

Liberals pretend to like she fags, and court their votes around election time. But liberals are really scared shitless by she fags and would prefer to hang out among gentle prancing pouves.

Like the man says, use this one sparingly. It is sure to shock and anger dykes of all shapes and sizes. We don't want it to lose its shock value.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 18, 2008
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Indian

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."
Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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groovy

Delightful, awesome.

The term originated in the 1920s among early jazz musicians as their music was recorded in grooves on a record. It became most popular in the 1950s, and fell from favor by the mid 1960s.
Bird lay down some groovy riffs, man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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