Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the step on a frogmug. A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the marriagemug. A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.
Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
Get the suicide knobmug. An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the Texas t-shirtmug. What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.
That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.
I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
Get the Clingmug. All good effeminate liberals call bums homeless. By doing this, they can can whine, "Oh, let's all help the homeless," just like the people of San Francisco. They said let's build homes and put all the homeless people inside them. Then nobody will be homeless. Ooh, aren't we good liberals? Barack O'Bama will love us!
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 16, 2008
Get the homelessmug. To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.
The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.
Compare with Jewish overdrive.
The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.
Compare with Jewish overdrive.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the okie overdrivemug.