Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

beat your pud

To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

mush wimp

1. A weak, timid, ineffectual person.

2. A pantywaist liberal who cares more for a criminal's rights than a victim's rights, and who wants to tax YOUR pants off to pay for wimpy social programs.

3. A politically correct twit.

Senaturd Kennedy is a limp-wristed liberal mush wimp.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

Bullroar

A very old expression meaning hogwash.

John Kerry spouts a lot of bullroar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Porky Pig

To walk around in public with no pants on, like Porky Pig or Donald Duck.

A ball walk.

Herman and Larry did a Porky Pig down Main Street on Tuesday afternoon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

marriage

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.

Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005