Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.

The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Duck Ass

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.

Elvis Presley wore a duck ass hairdo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

ass hole

An orifice that ladies and gentlemen use to take dumps and blow binderfenders.

An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.

Miss Livingston looked both ways, then blew a binderfender out of her ass hole, which frightened all the birds from the trees. Miss Livingston said "Oh, dear."

Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 4, 2008

bozo

An incompetent computer programmer.

An incompetent boss in a tech shop.

Trent is such a bozo!

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

salt water Mexican

A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.

Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005