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colored guy

What polite people of all races called an African American man from 1930-1965. This was never considered a racial slur until the National Association for the Advancment of COLORED people said it was racist.
Louie is one great colored guy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
mugGet the colored guymug.

goose egg

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.
Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
mugGet the goose eggmug.

horse face

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
mugGet the horse facemug.

Indian

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the Indianmug.

She Fag

A lady poofter.
A female faggot.
A bull dyke.
A diesel dyke.
A butch bitch.
A rug muncher.
Trevelian is a she fag. She changed her name from Melissa. She had her butch dentist sharpen her front teeth. She wears a spiked dog collar. Her hair is half an inch long. She wears men's clothes. She walks like Popeye the Sailor Man. Her Harley is louder than yours. Her tattoos are larger and more vulgar than a sailor's. She likes to seduce other she fags. She burgles turds out of their butts. All the mincing poofters on Castro Street are afraid of her because she doesn't prance around and yell "weeeee"!

Liberals pretend to like she fags, and court their votes around election time. But liberals are really scared shitless by she fags and would prefer to hang out among gentle prancing pouves.

Like the man says, use this one sparingly. It is sure to shock and anger dykes of all shapes and sizes. We don't want it to lose its shock value.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 18, 2008
mugGet the She Fagmug.

ball walk

A walk taken by a guy with no pants on, with the intent to be offensive.
Malcom dropped trou and took a ball walk around the Quad.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the ball walkmug.

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.
McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005
mugGet the prarie oystermug.

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