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An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Get the zorch mug.The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008
Get the Bum's Rush mug.An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the Texas t-shirt mug.A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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