Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

Wetlands

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.

You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 18, 2008

wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.

Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

boogar man

A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death.

Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

oboe

An ill wind that nobody blows good.

Lynne played Telemann's oboe concertos at the concert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005