Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Tobasco

A mild, tame, weak-flavored sauce used to add piquancy to food.

A tablespoon of Tobasco sauce will add some life to bacon, sausage, and potatoes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

Rat Fink

A goofy looking rat character designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

A show car designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

Big Daddy's Rat Fink car of 1963 was a kart driven by a Cadillac starter motor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

jock strap

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Duck Ass

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.

Elvis Presley wore a duck ass hairdo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

grease

1. To bump someone off.

2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.

3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.

1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.

2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!

3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

goose egg

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.

Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005