Definitions by CandyLandy

shirt wiener 

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.

Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.

shirt wiener by CandyLandy December 2, 2009