A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
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