Can Not's definitions

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies

1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."

by Can Not May 13, 2005

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength. Based on the words Nueter and puberty.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 24, 2008

Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.

"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."

by Can Not December 28, 2005

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.

"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."

by Can Not May 2, 2005

MMOBB

Noun - An acronym that stands for massively Multiplayer Online Bulliten Board. Usually used to confront someone who takes an internet forum too seriously.

"Hehe, I have almost 44,000 posts, what are you going to do about that?"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!11 His quantity/quality nature causes me to be inferior to him! DAMN THIS MMOBB!!! DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

by Can Not May 10, 2005

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005