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pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter
Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?
by Can Not April 9, 2005
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super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.
Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
by Can Not July 16, 2008
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Adolf Churchill

noun - the name of a person who has the first name of Adolf Hitler and the last name of Winston Churchill. They were enemies in WWII. Churchill has an electric statue. It is electric to keep the birds off.
Samantha: "Let us kill Adolf Churchill! He is a Nazi!"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"
by Can Not July 15, 2008
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veet

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.
"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."
by Can Not March 14, 2005
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secrew

verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.
"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."
by Can Not July 1, 2005
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flamingoed

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.
Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!
by Can Not March 14, 2005
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Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.
"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
by Can Not December 28, 2005
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