Can Not's definitions

tuboyne

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

by Can Not March 16, 2005

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008

pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter

Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?

by Can Not April 9, 2005

rotor

noun - a guy who is willing to go out with almost any girl. Sometimes a veeter.(someone who veets) rotors are not always desperate, but they are too willing.

Phillip Noble was utterly willing to go out with all those digusting girls.

Sean is not a rotor because he will only be willing to go out with Asia.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

veet

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.

"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.

"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."

by Can Not December 28, 2005

MMOBB

Noun - An acronym that stands for massively Multiplayer Online Bulliten Board. Usually used to confront someone who takes an internet forum too seriously.

"Hehe, I have almost 44,000 posts, what are you going to do about that?"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!11 His quantity/quality nature causes me to be inferior to him! DAMN THIS MMOBB!!! DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

by Can Not May 10, 2005