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holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.
Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!
by Can Not March 14, 2005
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eeter

noun - someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky objects. Some one who eets
Uh..., Jerry, you eeter, quit looking at those chunky monkeys, that's not what we are at your girlfreind's house for.
by Can Not April 5, 2005
mugGet the eetermug.

rotor

noun - a guy who is willing to go out with almost any girl. Sometimes a veeter.(someone who veets) rotors are not always desperate, but they are too willing.
Phillip Noble was utterly willing to go out with all those digusting girls.

Sean is not a rotor because he will only be willing to go out with Asia.
by Can Not March 15, 2005
mugGet the rotormug.

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.
"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."
by Can Not May 2, 2005
mugGet the CD Drivemug.

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.
Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
by Can Not July 16, 2008
mugGet the super clausemug.

painin

noun - the emotional or non-physical form of pain. Related to paininite
She dumped me! I feel the painin!!!1
by Can Not September 21, 2005
mugGet the paininmug.

Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.
"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
by Can Not December 28, 2005
mugGet the Whipping of the Juggalosmug.

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