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Spot Hopper

1. A person who can never stay at one locale for an evening.

2. A drug dealer who changes your decided upon meeting location frequently.

Guy One: This party is so sick! I'm glad we got here just in time. Let's get some punch!

Guy Two: Yeah, this has been pretty cool. Wanna hit up Peter's now?

Guy One: It's been six minutes...

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Dealer: Alright, so the parking lot behind the school.

Customer: Okay, see you there.

Dealer: Actually, how's the BK by the movie theater?

Customer: That's fine. So I'll see you-

Dealer: Aaactually, let's just do this at the-

Customer: PICK A GODDAMN SPOT, you spot hopper!

by Call Me Email January 18, 2010

Fungry

1. Fun-hungry. Like you really want to have fun.

Guy: Man, I am so bored. I want to have fun.

Guy 2: I know, I'm so fungry.

Guy: ... What?

by Call Me Email February 21, 2010

Green Tomato

(N.) A female only slightly underage, usually by one or two years.

James: Beth's been looking really good lately, huh?

Nicholas: Hands off, dude. She's a green tomato. Not quite ripe yet.

by Call Me Email February 16, 2010

Respectorals

Respectable pectoral muscles.

Guy: You wanna hit the gym today?

Guy 2: Sure, I have to work my triceps.

Guy: Yeah, and I've got to get some respectorals. My pectorals are so not respect-worthy.

by Call Me Email February 8, 2010

Nexter

(N.) 1. The first person to disconnect in a chatroulette video conference.

(N.) 2. Someone who frequently "nexts" people in chatroulette.

Guy: So, I actually found a girl on chatroulette last night. We talked for like ten minutes, it was pretty special.

Guy 2: Wow. So which one of you was the nexter?

Guy: She was. I swear, it's like the second I reach for my zipper...

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Guy: I was chatrouletting with Dan last night. We didn't really talk to anyone.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a big nexter. I think it's become a reflex after seeing so much wang.

by Call Me Email March 9, 2010

AHAP

An acronym standing for "As High As Possible."

Guy: We should pack another bowl. I want to see this play AHAP.

by Call Me Email March 16, 2010

Summiting the Mountain

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.

Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

by Call Me Email February 16, 2010