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Acronym for "as hot as possible".
I'm meeting this hot guy for drinks tonight. I gotta be ahap!
Ahap by Analymous June 13, 2013
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An acronym standing for "As High As Possible."
Guy: We should pack another bowl. I want to see this play AHAP.
AHAP by Call Me Email March 16, 2010
Don't be going all ahap on yo mama!
ahap by vinco yadida guiro April 1, 2007
I always try to be ahap...
ahap by diogo September 26, 2005

ahaparos 

The person that involuntarily and unknowingly messes up the smallest and the biggest things in life. Forgetfullness is a big part of an "ahaparos" person. It is also the person who left to his/her own devices can bring total and utter chaos to his/her surrounding universe.
Ma inta ahaparos pou eisai!
ahaparos by ahaparos April 8, 2005

ahaptothymia 

n.
inability, or a facade thereof, to talk about, understand, or feel one's emotions; sometimes results in a real or manufactured inability to understand others

comes from the Greek roots a + hapto + thymos
(without + touch + emotions)
His ahaptothymic tendencies in conversation had me worried.

He always avoided talking about his feelings, so I started to think that he had an ahaptothymia.
ahaptothymia by Storskarve November 28, 2012
a big juicy fat add bitch
hey ahapex 😍😍
ahapex by littlepooo12222 November 11, 2020
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