20 definitions by California Bae Area
by California Bae Area September 18, 2016
Someone who defends cannabis and legalization with information found solely on the internet, with no reliable sources to back it up. They are the kind of people who say things like "I use weed for my ADHD medication because ADHD pills are bad for you lol."
Also generally retarded people overally.
How to Spot a Weedaboo:
•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.
•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.
Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.
Also generally retarded people overally.
How to Spot a Weedaboo:
•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.
•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.
Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.
This guy is a weedaboo, he barely passed High School and just talks about weed/drugs all the time and nothing else.
by California Bae Area September 20, 2016
A "fragile" virgin that holds out while every other girl is putting out.
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.
NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.
NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Jenny is a Pandora's Whore because she is a virgin who chooses to hold onto it but talks about sex 24/7 and probably has the potential to be explosively amazing in bed and nobody knows it yet.
by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
When a couple goes from "In a relationship" to "It's complicated". They are broken up but miss eachother enough to consider dating again if they both get their shit together.
The two lovebirds had a hard time living together as a couple so they broke up and are now in a complicationship.
by California Bae Area October 1, 2016
A male slut/manwhore who makes you feel bad, inferior or disrespected, doesn't want to admit he does any wrong but acts like a male feminist and/or God's gift to women. The feminist face is just to make you drop your guard ladies. Watch the fuck out.
°Narcissistic.
°Has a lot of female "friends" he has fucked at least once lol
°Brags he's bomb in bed but actually sucks.
°Lives with mom past age of 21.
°Drinking, smoking or substance abuse problems.
°Self-degrating. Things like "I'm ugly" (female behavior like this is an almost sure-sign of fuckboydom. Normal men don't openly say "I'm ugly". It's fishing for conpliments.)
°No car or license.
°Failed college.
°Mooch.
Also see: loser.
°Narcissistic.
°Has a lot of female "friends" he has fucked at least once lol
°Brags he's bomb in bed but actually sucks.
°Lives with mom past age of 21.
°Drinking, smoking or substance abuse problems.
°Self-degrating. Things like "I'm ugly" (female behavior like this is an almost sure-sign of fuckboydom. Normal men don't openly say "I'm ugly". It's fishing for conpliments.)
°No car or license.
°Failed college.
°Mooch.
Also see: loser.
by California Bae Area January 5, 2017
People need to stop confusing nihilism with being pessimistic. They are different. You can't be "unhealthily nihilsitic". Expecting the fall of humanity and our lifetime being pointless can be a positive way of life.
If you are just depressed and think life is not worth living, you are not a nihilist. Stop abusing the word.
If you are just depressed and think life is not worth living, you are not a nihilist. Stop abusing the word.
by California Bae Area September 19, 2016