Caleb's definitions

splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

by caleb February 24, 2005

Bood

A slang for a really boring liturature book. Girls mostly use this word.

The bood im reading right now is totally lame!

by Caleb March 20, 2004

doch

A long skinny penis, like a pencil dick

Your doch is like a wet noodle

by Caleb April 10, 2004

Passhole

A driver who attempts to pass a car going less than 3 mph less than them, and does not speed up to do so, therefore effectively blocking 2 lanes for an unnecessary amount of time. Often an old person.

I wish this passhole would speed so I could pass the semi too.

by Caleb January 8, 2004

murkenary

uberwanker, the motherwanker of all wankers, dedicates his life to the art of wanking

'my dick is sore :('
'yeah well, you asked for it murkenary !'

by Caleb April 3, 2003

forilla

hip hop freestyle crew

The Forilla crew is performing tonight.

by caleb July 16, 2003

diesel

A brand of jeans and other clothing.

Dam! He looks so hot in his new diesel jeans.

by Caleb November 17, 2003