CaLi's definitions
A person addicted to some type of speed whose favorite hobbies include taking things apart beyond recognition, sitting by the backdoor with a large knife, 'dieting', watching American Idol, and staying up for up to 2 weeks strait. They can some times be dangerous, but are usually a lot of fun.
Yea, that fucking tweeker was about to stab me when I walked through the door, but then she realized who I was! After I watched American Idol with her she gave me her TV to go across town and get her some more crystal. Yea, she's been looking really skinny...
by Cali February 10, 2004
Get the tweekermug. A type of methanphetamine that usually comes in small plastic bags with decorations on them called 'papers'. It looks like tiny crystals and can be snorted or eaten, but is usually smoked out of a glass pipe called a rose pipe (sold at some convinient stores and comes with a rose in them) or a lightbulb with the black part where you screw the bulb in removed, and a straw in it to catch the smoke, or sometimes smoked off of tin foil with a straw to catch the smoke and a lighter underneath. Usually doesn't effect the user the first time they use, but makes them feel very happy and speeds up their thoughts, but usually not their bodies as does crank.
"Is there any more crystal in the rose?"
"Hell no, lets call Billy and see if he can reload soon cause I'm a start fienin in a sec."
"Hell no, lets call Billy and see if he can reload soon cause I'm a start fienin in a sec."
by Cali February 12, 2004
Get the crystal methmug. by Cali June 26, 2003
Get the Phuquemug. To replace the the word 'fuck' in the sentence 'what the fuck' to make it more appropriate around others. It is said in a arabic accent to make it sound funnier.
I slapped my brother across the back of the head because I had a spurt of energy and because my mom was near, he yelled back at me "WHAT THE KANUFNUF"
by Cali August 3, 2003
Get the Kanufnufmug. 
by CaLi October 2, 2003
Get the trickenmug.